So here is a better picture of the site, please let me know what you guys think.
Hey Everyone!
If you guys could help me out and just throw out prices of what different body parts should cost that would really help me out. Here is a list of body parts, don’t worry about doing all of them but try and base your prices off of ones that other people haven’t commented on, however if you do feel like doing them all that would be just fantastic! And please try and imagine that some organs/systems are harder to transplant or grow I will color coordinate in the roygbiv style red being high value and violet being clearance! Thanks:
Head
- eyes – whole, cornea, lens
- nose - whole
- Ears – visible ear, inner ear bones
- mouth – individual teeth, tongue, tonsils:clearance
- Brain – whole, different parts, Cerebral Cortex, Thalamus, Hypothalamus, Cerebellum, Medulla
Upper Body
- Arm – the three arm bones, hand – bones, individual fingers
- Chest – ribs, collar bones, lungs, heart – valves, major veins + arteries, diaphragm, trachea
- gastrointestinal - esophagus, stomach, pancreas, liver, gallbladder, small intestine, large intestine, appendix:clearance
- urinary system – adrenal gland, kidney, bladder, Urethra
- reproductive – male: penis, testicles, prostate, scrotum; female: ovaries, uterus, uterine tube, cervix, clitoris. If no one feels comfortable pricing these i will do it myself.
Lower Body
- Legs- the three leg bones, knee cap, hip bone
- foot - foot bones, individual toes
Organ Bundles
these are whole systems, so just pretend we live in a world where we can actually transplant a whole circulatory system… and try and imagine that some system are harder to transplant or grow like the nervous system being more expensive than the gastrointestinal.
- circulatory system
- nervous system
- respiratory system
- gastrointestinal system
- urinary system – male, female same for reproductive system
- lymphatic system
- skeletal system – male and female
More Clearance
- Broken Jaw
- smokers lungs
- alcoholics liver
- kidney with stones
And if anyone has any ideas for more products just leave those in your comment, Thank you!
Hey everyone if you could please give me feedback on what you think of the new website, and just so you know the background will be white I guess it didn’t register when I saved it as a png. Thanks everyone!
Index Page
Welcome to Body Part Super Store, your one stop shop for all your body part needs. Are you in desperate need of an organ transplant? Well don’t get stuck on the waiting list, buy your needed organ from us we offer special discounts and competitive prices. We’ve got everything from pinky toes to whole organ systems. Our selection ranges from top of the line stolen, borrowed, donated, animal-grown, and artificial as well as lab created parts. Be sure to visit our “Clearance” section, this months specials include our slightly tobacco damaged lungs, perfect for the smoker who needs some newer lungs to ruin. And while your there check out our selection of livers recovered from alcoholic stepfathers. Have a wide array of damaged organs that need replacing stop by our “Organ Bundles” section for special bundle discounts!
You find the surgeon and we supply the organs, if you need help finding a surgeon visit our “Find a Surgeon” page.
We specially package your purchase in our state of the art Styrofoam coolers, which keep your purchase at a cool 40° allowing several days of freshness leaving time for express delivery around the country. You can choose to ship your purchase to your house or specified doctor’s office or hospital. For more details visit our packaging page for more details.
About Page
Body Part Super Store LLC is a subsidiary of CreoViscus Laboratories. CVL specialize in the design and production of artificial organs and limbs. As of January 2009, CVL is exploring the manufacturing of human organs, grown with living tissue in our specialized labs. CVL has been a leader in human organ technologies since 1986. The name CreoViscus comes from the latin words Creo, to create, make, and Viscus, flesh, internal organs, bowels, entrails, heart. So quite literally our name is our business.
Net Theory: The Ultimate Convenience
The Internet is a lot of things; it takes all other forms of media and puts it into one place, or relatively one place considering the expanse of the Internet. On the Internet you can do everything you would do in everyday life, you can: research, shop, watch shows, watch movies, go to school, play games, communicate, work, manage finances, pay bills; or enjoy content exclusive to the Internet. The Internet embodies all forms of media and activities of everyday life, putting it all on your computer at home for your convenience. With the introduction of the modern Internet a person could live a plentiful life all without leaving their home and with no need for any other form of media, thus the Internet is the “Ultimate Convenience.” In a sense the introduction of the Internet has made people lazy beyond belief, people have taken advantage of having the power to get just about anything with the click of a mouse. A large portion of the Internet is dedicated to the sharing of information.
If you are lazy, like most Americans are, you probably don’t want to take the time to get into your car; drive to the library; and spend hours looking through their databases and library catalogs only to find a tiny piece of information. But thanks to the Internet all of that comes to your doorstep. Search engines such google.com, yahoo.com, and ask.com allow people to find those tiny bits of information quickly and comfortably as well as explore websites to link us to the other things the Internet has to offer. All you have to do is type a few keywords and instantly you are provided millions of possibilities. However, aside from the mass amounts of websites that offer questionable material there are ways of doing research on an academic level. Databases, such as ebscohost.com and gale.cengage.com offer more credible resources but at a price. That’s not to say that all websites found on Google are not credible, most education websites are very credible, Google even has a sub-site scholar.google.com, which allows you to search through credible websites. The idea of research on the Internet is taken further by encyclopedias online, such as wikipedia.org. Wikipedia is user authoring so the information can be useful but not always credible. Google can offer links to information; it can also take you to websites dedicated to consumers.
The Internet provides people with the opportunity to consume. From the comfort of your home you can order all the necessities of life from clothing, electronics, tools, household items, food, and even animals if the price is right. Name any department store, clothing store, or major grocery store and more likely than not you can buy any of their items online and have them shipped directly to your house; for example the Home Depot, Sears Department Stores, Abercrombie and Fitch, just to name a few. King Soopers and Safeway offer Internet shopping with delivery, however, if neither of those interests you and you are truly lazy, not wanting to prepare meals for yourself www.homebistro.com offers gourmet meals, readymade! Or for more immediate food experiences there isn’t even a need to use your phone and actually talk to a person, you can order your pizza from both Dominoes and Pizza Hut over the Internet. Then there is the infamous HSN, the Home Shopping Network, provides people with just about everything imaginable, just sit at your computer and you can buy: jewelry, clothing, shoes, handbags, beauty supplies, kitchen supplies, electronics, home décor, home solutions, health supplies, and toys. And if you get a little lonely, considering you’re doing everything with the convenience of the Internet from the comfort of your own home, then why not get a pet, but driving to the pet store is such a hassle. Well thanks to the wonderful Internet you can either adopt or purchase a companion and then have it shipped to you. Sites such as www.petfinder.com and www.gotpetsonline.com offer a wide variety of animals both for sale and adoption and www.animalsaway.com will ship your new pet for a price. Your can do all of your shopping on the Internet but it all comes at a price, it’s a good thing that you can manage your finances and pay bills from the same place you do your shopping.
In these modern times and due to the adversity of the Internet everyone is starting to adapt to the use of the Internet for convenience. Just about every bank and every bill you have can be managed online. To name a few examples, First Bank and Public Service Credit Union offer online banking where you can manage your account, by transferring money, paying back loans, checking your credit, or balancing your checkbook. You can even get approved for loans online, all with a few personal questions answered. Online banking involves everything short of pulling out cash like an ATM, but what is the use of that when you pay everything with a credit card online. Even if you don’t have a credit card, there are websites, i.e. Paypal, that will securely take money from your bank account to pay someone else. In order to be on the Internet all this time you need electricity, well it’s a good thing you can pay your bill on the Internet. The site www.paymybill.com is the website that XCEL Energy uses to let people do exactly what is in the web site title. Obviously writing out a check and placing it in a stamped envelope is too much physical effort. The Internet offers so much, you don’t need cable or satellite, you don’t need a DVD player, and you don’t even need a telephone!
If you had to choose between Television, Movies, Video games, Telephone, or Internet, which would you choose? Why not get all of those in one? The Internet has the capability of all of those. But can you get a telephone through the Internet, well yes and no. Skype.com allows users to chat with anyone anywhere for free, all you have to do is download the software, the catch is that whoever you want to talk to has to have the software as well, so you can’t make emergency phone calls. But how do you get a hold of friends to tell them to get skype? Well there are many other forms of communication on the Internet, there are multiple instant messengers, as well as Facebook and Myspace, being the more popular, but since the beginning of the Internet there were blogs and chat forums that allowed people to communicate with each other. Not to mention the thousands of websites that offer users an email address, email is a quick way to get in contact with someone and send them files through the Internet. It’s the upgraded postal system and you don’t have to wait days to get your precious mail. As for the Internet replacing television you could get all your favorite shows through satellite or cable, but you don’t need to when the television networks put most their shows online. Cartoon Network and TBS are just a couple of stations that offer their shows online. If you like the “Big Screen” over a smaller one however don’t like the price, that’s not a problem. The Internet even has full-length movies, yes they may be pirated and go against the copyright law, but it is still a movie and it beats paying ten dollars at the theater. You can even get the newest releases thanks to the brave people that enter the theater with video cameras; www.watch-movies.net gives you the choice of several different pirated versions of movies still in theaters. Or there are websites such as Netflix or Blockbuster.com where you can order movies to have them delivered to your home If you prefer entertainment that is a little more interactive then go and download World of Warcraft and play with millions of people around the world. But what about your favorite video games from the past, well it’s the internet, just about everything is possible Gametap.com offers users some of their favorite games from all different platforms. Along with Gamefly.com, where you can rent new platform games and have them delivered to your house, all gaming platforms are covered with the convenience of never leaving your home.
Aside from all the other forms of media the Internet encompasses it also has content that is exclusive and found nowhere else. The Internet offers everyone the chance to have their own five minutes of fame, or to get their voice heard for practically nothing. Youtube offers anyone with a video camera, computer, and Internet connection to upload their own video. Blog sites like WordPress, which I am currently using from the comfort of my warn home, and Blogspot allow people to say whatever it is they want to say. However, blogs have fallen out of the mainstream for websites that allow users to create their own identity, even if it’s a false identity. Myspace and Facebook allow people to stay in contact with old friends as well as make new friends. These sites let users have a voice along with a face and personality. Overall the Internet is an extremely useful tool offered worldwide.
The Internet offers easy and quick communication around the world; it offers its users convenience beyond what any other form of media can. But all this convenience comes at a price people become lazy and have learned expect everything in a blink of an eye. With the introduction of the modern Internet the average people could live entirely from their own home. With all this no wonder the internet is the ultimate convenience.
Seriously what’s wrong with us?
The other day I was on the bus, like I normally am, and the only other people on the bus besides the bus driver is a little kid with his mom. The bus was at the end of the line getting ready to head the opposite way it came, so I’m sitting waiting for roughly ten minutes. During this time, like a normal, curious, young boy, he is running around looking at just about everything, asking the bus driver what all the cool stuff does, he even helps the driver clean the bus of any trash left laying around. At this point I’m thinking, wow! what a good kid! But that’s where it ends… The bus is ready to head out on its journey across town, as the bus starts to move the kid is still running up and down the isle, like a concerned mother, she asks her son to sit down, so that he wont go flying as the bus slams on the brakes which comes with just about every bus ride. The kid goes and sits quietly next to his mom, but soon after he is back up and running around. Asking the bus driver more questions, and jumping up on seats and nearly falling over when the bus comes to slamming haults at red lights and bus stops. The mother asks again and again for her son to come sit quietly, but again and again he refuses. Finally the mother demands that he comes and sits down before he gets hurt. And then in a moment of defiance and independence, this kid who couldn’t be over the age of 7 tells his MOM, “I’ll sit down when YOU SHUT UP!” I was in disbelief! And then again, the mom demands and the kid repeats himself, this happens about five or six more times! I was absolutely shocked that this kid was getting away with telling his mom to shut up! Whether in a public place or private if I had ever told my mom to shut up before the age of teenage rebellion, I would have my cheecks slapped before the words ever left my mouth and then again when my dad found out what I had done! Again and again this kid told his mom to shut up, and the mom sat there and took it… What the hell is wrong with kids today, moreover what the hell is wrong with parents? Kids have no respect for their elders, and parents have no discipline for their kids! Parents are afraid to discipline their kids for fear that someone is going to call child services or the police on them for “child abuse”. Why has our society placed this fear into the people that are raising our future? I’ve seen it everywhere kids get away with some ridiculous shit, they just do what they want with no respect for anything. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like someone or something but at least have respect for it or them or their property. And this isn’t something that has been going on for ages, it’s comparatively new, I would say withing the last ten years kids have become more and more bratty, snobby, stingy, whinny, and rebellious (there are probably a whole lot more adjectives to describe how awful kids have become in our society) it must be something in the water. The people that will be raising their own kids in a few decades from now. I can only hope that they go through some revelation between now and then to realize how important it is to discipline their children so they learn to respect their elders, peers, everything! I have a higher respect for things merely for the fact that my parents kicked my ass when I fucked up!
50 things guys wish girls knew.
1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off. (depending on the guy)
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, dont ask the question.
7. Fine or whatever is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didnt already know….all guys want it.)
9. Dont expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked. (Especially true!)
12. You dont need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis youve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting love well start looking(hahajustkiddingpsychImdeadserious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we wont consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. You shouldnt be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. PornhmmmPorn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, cant explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didnt your parents teach you not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We dont mind going to gay movies with you but dont tell our friends.
30. You cant hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or Old yeller.
31. The game is on is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. Youre probably not as funny as you think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say hes so hot he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. You cant get mad if we refuse to hook up your ugly friend with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
42. Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just dont make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be said after sex is goodnight.
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.
48. If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans dont make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
50. 99.5% the time we didnt mean to hurt you.
